I got fingernail polish up my butthole!!?

i was about to go on a date with my boyfriend (who is really married and cheating on his wife) and i was putting on fingernail polish. red, to be exact. and all of a sudden i had an itch. i itched and my finger got lodged in my butthole. when it finally came out there was red fingernail polish everywhere. i couldn't tell if it was the nail polish or blood (i'm on my period) and i was wondering if anyone could help me with this problem. thanks so much !

I got fingernail polish up my butthole!!?
Shove some nail polish remover up your @ss.
Reply:You're such an idiot. Report It

Reply:aahhaaaaaaa!! omg look at my profile you're a star hahahaaahahahaaahaahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Reply:LOL . . . Thx 4 the laugh . . . LOL!!!
Reply:LOL!!!! Thats karma for helping someone cheat.
Reply:There is so much wrong with your question I dont know where to start. Forget the nail polish up your butt, your DATING A MARRIED MAN! GROW UP!
Reply:Wow, I don't whether your yanking our(the Y!As community) or what, but this story is alll messed up. First off, your dating a married man? Big no no. Second, why are you scratching that DEEP? I mean if your butt itches like that, you need to go to the bathroom and wipe yourself. Third, why would you scratch your butt with the hand that you JUST finished painting. You know it's going to wipe off. Lastly, to answer your question, it's nothing to worry about, that area is an EXIT. Any fingernail polish that got in there should be pushed out with your next BM
Reply:Well you're definately a creative person..


Or really bored.


ha.





Oh and ask your boyfriends wife if she has any finger nail polish remover because you have an @ss emergency.
Reply:It shouldn't be a problem. Nail polish remover may iritate your skin. Just wash yourself with soap and warm water.
Reply:note to self.


this is a blonde momment.


this cant be real.


she did not stick her finger in her bunghole.


this is a bad dream.
Reply:HAHAHAHAHAA i would give a thumbs up to the first answer but i aint on level 2.HAHAHAHA dumbaaaasssss
Reply:nail polish remover luv lol. wow well im sick of boaring"am i pretty" questions anways. i like ur question adds a little pazaz
Reply:first of all you are going to hell for messing with a married man you deserve nail polish up your booty
Reply:Oh NO!!!





Go to your doctors!
Reply:I am SO not sure why this question is here.





Let's presume you're into telling people gross, personal things about your life.





Let's presume the rest of us don't wish to hear about it.





You're on your own with this one, kiddo.
Reply:lmfao!......i seriously can't stop laughing!
Reply:Ummm... wow. There seems to be a lot going on in this situation...





Dating a man you know is cheating on his WIFE? Hey, if thats your thing... whatever... I can't do anything to stop that...





Then... Nailpolish... wow again. I don't understand what you think anyone could do to help you out here... Whether it is nailpolish or blood, just clean it! If you can see that it is in your butt, you should be able to tell what it is... Blood and nailpolish (regardless of color) look very different. Just wipe it off and clean up. Either way... this married man shouldn't notice it anyway... you should be clothed. If you aren't, you are probably doing something unadvisable while on your period in which case... I don't know... And, if you do decide to be unclothed around him and he does notice he'd be odd to be closely examining your tushy that much.





I really don't know what more to tell you... Sorry I can't be of much help...
Reply:that's really gross.
Reply:oh lordy this has to be one of the best questions on here. finally i dont care if this girl is making it up or not. atleast it got my attention. And for the ppl on here calling her gross because she walks around naked. Hello!!!!!! who doesnt. must not live along then. because its just me and my husband and i walk around naked. not all the time. but i dont. anyways. That was good. i dont even have an answer for that. And wait how do you get your finger stuck in your butthole anyways. LOL
Reply:Thats the least of your problems when his wife finds out you mite have a foot up there to
Reply:ya.......
Reply:the blood is entirely different with the red nail polish...common...even a child can differentiate it!
Reply:so your getting ready to go on a date your @ss itches (you must have been thinking you didnt wipe that $hit off) problem solved
Reply:why the HELL are you shoving your finger up your butt hole?
Reply:You've got to be joking, considering all of the unnecessary details you've included, I believe you're making this all up. My opinion.
Reply:funny
Reply:wtf is this a joke??? ahahahha this jsut brightens my day
Reply:I suggest you take a quick 5 min shower and use tampons! Next time use a back scratcher or something!
Reply:okay wow what a friken retard this is probably a fake story considering nobody would stick there finger up there a.ss just to itch it unless ur a dirty person which would put u in a situation were a guy would not date u second of all again like everybody else said why in the he.ll would u stick ur finger up ur *** with a PAINTED finger that's stupid and why would u date a guy that u know is married and cheating on his wife that means ur a low life TRAMP that has no good in this life so i hope u die for that
Reply:ahahahha!!!!!
Reply:lmao first answerer
Reply:you itched your butthole? do you friggin walk around naked wtf?



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