Joke on a Polish man and his American wife?

A Polish man went to a lwyer and asked for a divorce. Lawyer asked.


Do you have any grounds?


Yes. I am an acre with a house.


Oh. I dont think you understand. Well. I mean any foundation ?


Yes. It was concrete.


Well. I will ask another way. Does one of you really have grudge?


No need. We have carpart.


How is the relation ?


My relatives are all in Poland.


Huh.. why do you want to divorce your wife.


She will poison me.


Any proof?


Yes. I found she buy a bottle on which a "Polish remover" was written.

Joke on a Polish man and his American wife?
Hahaha! Very funny! I like that, a blur "Polish" to be removed by a polish remover.
Reply:Great joke! LOL!!!
Reply:I had heard this joke before, but he was a Polish farmer, and these parts of the jokes were left out:





...grounds?"





"Yes, I got 100 acres outside of town."





"No, do you have a case?"





"No, I don't have a Case, I got a John Deere."





"Do you have a grudge?"





"No grudge, but I got a barn. That's where I keep my John Deere."





"Does she beat you up?"





"No, she don't beat me up; we both get up at the same time."





There's another line, but I won't publish it because it is racist.
Reply:cute. like the way u show that polish can refer to both person and furniture kinda stuff.
Reply:i have to say im polish and i find this joke to be awsome.....
Reply:really good joke i really like the way you refered to both
Reply:hahahahahahahahahahaha I love it! Great joke. Hehehe I wouldn't be surprised if that happened in real life. It could happen, if the Polish man can't understand English properly.
Reply:heheh funny
Reply:hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!!
Reply:hahaha very funny i like this very much
Reply:omfg! how did they get married in the very first place.





crazy guy. HAHAHA!



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